Welcome to Shady Pines!

“Shady Pines, Ma!” Any fan of The Golden Girls will instantly recognize this quote. Half-reference to the retirement home for elderly folks and half-threat that Dorothy says to Sophia to keep her in order, Shady Pines is a staple in The Golden Girls universe. What would be better than to get a head start as a future resident with Shady Pines merchandise from The Golden Girls?

The Shady Pines Collection on the ABC Shop powered by Snow Commerce, has everything you need to as a nod to this iconic retirement home. For example, if you are relaxing with your pals on a chilly day, The Golden Girls Shady Pines Fleece Hooded Sweatshirt will keep you nice and cozy. Take a leisurely stroll with your “Shady Pines, Ma” Women’s Short Sleeve T-Shirt, and see how many fans will give you that knowing nod.

Of course, there are more ways than one to represent Shady Pines. Enjoy your morning coffee at the office or at home in style with The Golden Girls Shady Pines Future Resident Personalized White Mug. This mug also makes a hilarious gift to any fan of The Golden Girls. You can find a matching t-shirt as well, if you want to add some Shady Pines to your style. Speaking of style, The Golden Girls “Shady Pines, Ma” Tote Bag instantly elevates any style.

After a long day of visiting Shady Pines or simply threatening your mother that you will send her there, you will enjoy relaxing with a glass of your favorite wine in hand, especially if you are enjoying it from The Golden Girls Shady Pines Laser Engraved Stemless Wine Glass.

Whether you have been a fan of The Golden Girls from the beginning or are just starting the series, you will love adding Shady Pines apparel, accessories, and drinkware to your collection. Visit The Golden Girls Shady Pines Collection on the ABC Shop to find your new favorite piece of Shady Pines gear.